Can anyone hear me?

by Scott Amateur


Can everybody hear me?
Can you hear me now?
You’re on mute.
It’s in the bottom right corner, click on it.
You’re mic’s still on.
Maybe pull the curtains or turn your camera.
Oh, I think that was a flush.
Maybe leave and come back in.
Can you see my screen?
He’s on mute.
Wiggle your earbud wire.
My little blue hand was up.
Can you hear me okay?
Can you hear me now?
Your internet connection is unstable.
You sound like you’re underwater.
Your hand is still up.
Please mute your microphones if you are not speaking.
Can you hear me now?
I’m getting feedback.
I’ve got a hard exit time.
I think she left.
I’m getting an echo.
Can anybody hear me?
Can you hear me now?

A song about the monotony of the Zoom meeting
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